Hoist By His Own Petard

Almost literally:

Iraqi security sources said a lieutenant of Al Qaida network chief Abu Ayoub Al Masri was found killed in a car on its way to an insurgency strike. The sources said a bomb inside the car blew up prematurely and killed the lieutenant and three other Al Qaida operatives.

Don’t you just hate when that happens? No virgins for them.

I Wouldn’t Have Apologized

I thought it was in fact pretty damned funny:

Rep. Steve King (news, bio, voting record), R-Iowa, was discussing the June 7 death of terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on Saturday when he mentioned 85-year-old Helen Thomas, who has covered the White House for nearly 50 years and is a columnist for Hearst Newspapers.

“There probably are not 72 virgins in the hell he’s at,” King said about al-Zarqawi, in a recording transcribed by Radio Iowa. “And if there are, they probably all look like Helen Thomas.”

But then, I’m not a politician. And would probably be an utter failure as one.

Oh, and here’s a shocker:

Thomas did not immediately return calls seeking comment.

I Wouldn’t Have Apologized

I thought it was in fact pretty damned funny:

Rep. Steve King (news, bio, voting record), R-Iowa, was discussing the June 7 death of terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on Saturday when he mentioned 85-year-old Helen Thomas, who has covered the White House for nearly 50 years and is a columnist for Hearst Newspapers.

“There probably are not 72 virgins in the hell he’s at,” King said about al-Zarqawi, in a recording transcribed by Radio Iowa. “And if there are, they probably all look like Helen Thomas.”

But then, I’m not a politician. And would probably be an utter failure as one.

Oh, and here’s a shocker:

Thomas did not immediately return calls seeking comment.

I Wouldn’t Have Apologized

I thought it was in fact pretty damned funny:

Rep. Steve King (news, bio, voting record), R-Iowa, was discussing the June 7 death of terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on Saturday when he mentioned 85-year-old Helen Thomas, who has covered the White House for nearly 50 years and is a columnist for Hearst Newspapers.

“There probably are not 72 virgins in the hell he’s at,” King said about al-Zarqawi, in a recording transcribed by Radio Iowa. “And if there are, they probably all look like Helen Thomas.”

But then, I’m not a politician. And would probably be an utter failure as one.

Oh, and here’s a shocker:

Thomas did not immediately return calls seeking comment.

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