Seems to me like the passenger was lucky to survive.
The Pope
…says that the virus is nature’s response to the “climate crisis.”
In related news, the Red Pope is a misanthropic idiot.
John Prine
Why Obama Would Have Botched This
I’m surprised there are only six reasons.
[Update a couple minutes later]
They didn’t even include this one.
Testing Efficiency
This is the way to do it.
As the thread points out, you could just do one test per household, on the assumption that if one is infected, all are or will be. Hope the CDC/White House are aware of this thinking, because it makes a hell of a lot of sense to accelerate our knowledge of the scope.
[Early-afternoon update]
Turns out there’s a rapid-test device already available in hospitals.
The New Prohibition
Pennsylvania has made it both difficult and dangerous to purchase liquor.
Much of the response to this has been insane (and unconstitutional, and power grabby).
The Copperhead Media
A history lesson relevant to the current crisis.
The Biased Media
The Manchurian media wants you to forget their own terrible coverage.
Telebarbering
It’s now a thing.
I was just thinking we are all going to come out of this with either long hair, shaved heads, or with terrible haircuts (except for those rare people who are hunkering down with barbers and stylists).
Leftist Being Treated WIth Hydroxycholoriquine
…hopes he dies in order to prove Trump is stupid.
The Bee is on fire today. I also like the story about Bernie having difficulty staying six feet away from Americans’ wallets, and Trump installing ejection seats in the White House briefing room.