Osama Bin Laiden To Rest

Here’s a nice piece, chock full of amusing Steyny goodness, about whether Osama is at room temperature (he is), assessment of Al Qaeda’s current capabilities (dismally incompetent, if you’re rooting for the Islamist fruitcake team), and whether the Administration is still ignoring the Saudi in the living room (they seem to be).

A couple samplings:

Recently, several hundred of the Princess Patricia?s Canadian Light Infantry exhumed every corpse in an al- Qa?eda cemetery near Kandahar and, failing to find a body with a very long beard and a very short penis, concluded that Osama had gotten away. (He had at one point ten lookalikes to confuse the Americans, but, of course, even the most convincing doppelg