Well, that’s actually not the headline. It’s “Rep. James Traficant Expelled from Congress.”

But I found this line from the story amusing. There was only one vote in favor of retaining the congressman–by lame-duck Gary Condit, who was described by Reuters as “…a California Democrat who was defeated in a re-election bid this year after being romantically linked to a missing federal intern.”

Oh, well, just as one man’s terrorist is another’s freedom fighter, I guess that one man’s murdered intern is another’s missing intern…