Boy, it must be a big day for beatings. One woman pummeled another in the grocery store parking lot because she had thirteen items in the twelve-or-fewer express lane.

I sincerely hope the woman who committed the pummeling is tried and acquitted.

Damnit, choking up the express lane should be a hanging offense.

This would be less scary were I not so serious.

As someone commenting on this same story on our site noted, 10 items over calls for a good beating, 5 over for some nasty verbal abuse. 1 item over? Maybe spit on her or something...

When did this occur? I hope not super bowl day. It would just be further evidence of the violence and frenzy whipped up by this event. Road rage, air rage, super bowl rage.