Al Sharpton is officially running for President.

This should be fun.

Al Sharpton: the Republican's favorite argument (this election cycle) for the open primary.

Al Sharpton is running for campaign contributions which he can skim off and deposit in a secret bank account. He is running for a year and a half of attention, good times, and adulation on somebody else's dime.

Thank goodness his ancestors were captured by other blacks in some tribal war, sold to Arabs, re-sold to Europeans, and subsequently wound up in the New World. I shudder to think of the depraved cruelty an alternate-history Rev. Sharpton would indulge in, were his political career to take place in Africa.