Self congress apparently is prophylactic against prostate cancer.

Choke that chicken, guys, especially you young'uns.

[Thursday morning update]

Hey, girls can get in on the healthy fun, too!

Reminds me of a joke:

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late: a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family. A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up.

"But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"

As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.

"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."

Yeah, well...I wouldn't know. I only did it until I needed glasses...

Leno had a great take on this last night. Went something like, "If this really were true, then there would never be ANY prostate cancer!"

Right -- just like, if all those products touted for penile enlargement really worked, all women would be in wheelchairs.