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The Plot Revealed

The Evil Jews (TM) are going to kill Arafat with poisonous death rays beamed into his brain, according to the loons.

I think they'd better tighten up their own foil hats--the poisonous death rays, emanating in the form of photons from their lunatic screeds into their brain via their ocular nerves, and phonons reverberating across the air of the mosques, have driven them so far around the bend, they can't see the bend from there.

Posted by Rand Simberg at September 13, 2003 10:43 AM
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This is why we need to elect Dennis Kucinich.

With Dennis at the helm, the oppressed people of the world can at last live in peace, free from the fear of death rays and mind-control beams used in the service of imperialism and military-industrialist tyranny.

(The funny thing about this absurd accusation is that the Arabs are making the Israelis seem an even more formidable enemy by ascribing to them a frightening capability that they don't actually have. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.)

Posted by T.L. James at September 13, 2003 01:29 PM

Poisonous death rays? Hey, whatever works.

Posted by Greg Hlatky at September 13, 2003 04:12 PM

I guess it's true that only the good die young. If he were to die of natural causes (he's 70 something) it would be a zionist conspiracy right? Poetic justice would be for him to give a big Arab embrace to a friend that just happened to have a C4 belt buckle (perhaps our cowboy-in-chief should offer such a gift?)

Posted by ken anthony at September 13, 2003 09:09 PM

Let's see: poisonous death beams aimed at the head to cause heart palipitations.


Posted by Tanstaafl at September 13, 2003 09:50 PM

Brain?!? Did you state Arafat's Brain Rand?

Somehow the word Arafat and Brain do not fit in the same sentence without the inclusion of 'no'

Posted by Mike Puckett at September 14, 2003 10:04 AM

That's why it causes heart palpitations. Since Arafat's skull is empty, they ray bounces off the inside of his skull, picking up kinetic energy on each bounce, and then, when it reaches the correct power level, it procedes to the chest cavity causing said palpitations.

Posted by nobody important at September 16, 2003 02:54 AM

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