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A Lofty Goal
Andy Borowitz has one for CBS News. It's probably an unfulfillable dream, though.
"After a full investigation of the events leading up to the broadcast of this story, we have concluded that idiots were responsible," said network spokesman Palmer Gravinese. "Consequently, under a new policy of CBS News, idiots will no longer be permitted to participate in the gathering or production of news at CBS."
Adding that the network appeared to be "riddled with idiots," Mr. Gravinese said that CBS had set 2006 as a target for the broadcast giant to be completely idiot-free, but cautioned, "We realize that's an ambitious goal."
Posted by Rand Simberg at September 24, 2004 06:16 AM
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Ok, so they will get rid of the idiots, what about the scumbags? If they remove all idiots and scumbags they will then, by Mrs, Heinz-Kerry's rules, employ ONLY people who vote for the democratic nominee. I thought thats precisely what got them into the fix they are in now.
Posted by Steve at September 24, 2004 11:56 AM
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