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Endless Conspiracies
Now we know how they do it. I knew they weren't smart enough to come up with these on their own.
My first attempt:
George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that oil companies and the Christian Coalition could kill Al Franken.
Try it, it's fun for the whole family! Well, at least if you're a member of the Kennedy or Moore family.
I'm not sure that it's possible to generate one that at least a few moonbats over at DU wouldn't buy.
Posted by Rand Simberg at October 25, 2004 08:18 AM
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Can I try:
The Administration suppressed news reports that 380 tons of high grade explosives were looted because if we released information that terrorists stole 380 tons of explosives, then the terrorists could use our intelligence gathering systems to learn that they stole 380 tons of explosives.
Wow, Rand, that Bush conspiracy generator works great!
Posted by Bill White at October 25, 2004 09:12 AM
Wow, Bill, maybe you should have actually used it. Then you might have come up with something that almost made sense.
Posted by Rand Simberg at October 25, 2004 09:21 AM
Rand wrote: "I'm not sure that it's possible to generate one that at least a few moonbats over at DU wouldn't buy."
I'm not sure it's possible to generate one that hasn't already shown up there or been mentioned at the DNC.
Posted by Jim C. at October 25, 2004 06:25 PM
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