If one is to believe the Hindustani Times (and hey, who wouldn't?!), Angelina Jolie resorted to black magic to woo Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston.

I've got to think that something else is going on there, myself.

Hey, Angie, I'll watch while you do that voodoo, that you do so well.

If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood...and therefore...a witch!

I'd be more interested in how Billy Bob Thornton won her -- a purely academic interest, of course...

Having read this, a certain Santanna song is going to be playing in my head the rest of the day....

She didn't use magic. She just exists as a woman (albeit a good-looking woman) and Brad is every bit as male as the next. Aniston is very girl-next-door and Jolie is voluptuous and "sexy"

It won't last, it rarely does. Hollywood types are the last to be depended on to show how best to be in a healthy relationship.

Well, at least it's a good song...