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This guy had to be either severely over, or undermedicated:
Fik, 33, cut off his own p3nis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
Let the japery commence!
Posted by Rand Simberg at March 17, 2006 06:46 AM
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Ahh, the things I miss now that I've moved out of Chicago...
Posted by John Breen III at March 17, 2006 08:04 AM
His special Darwin Award was cancelled after plans were announced to re-attach the unit.
Posted by McGehee at March 17, 2006 08:11 AM
Glad I wasn't the person who had to pick it up and deliver it to the ER.
Eeewwwwww.
True story (according to some of my rescue squad buddies from the area): When Lorena Bobbitt "bob'd" John Bobbitt, she told police about where she thought she'd thrown "it" out of the car, and the local volunteer rescue squad was dispatched to find it and deliver it to the ER for possible reattachment.
They came back with their quarry, and told the doctors, "We don't know if it's his, but it was the only one we could find."
God, I love this (unpaid) job! :-D
Posted by Barbara Skolaut at March 17, 2006 11:48 AM
It's a good thing for that guy they didn't use a K-9 Unit!
SNAUSAGES!!!
Posted by Steve at March 17, 2006 03:17 PM
This guy had to be either severely over, or undermedicated:
I'll go with both.
Posted by Karl Hallowell at March 18, 2006 05:22 AM
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