Thomas James vivisects his favorite moonbat.

Perhaps his gloom would be somewhat abated if he knew about recent findings by the Mars Global Surveyor. For one, the dry ice mesas at the Martian south pole have been receding at a rate of 3 meters per year.

As there has been no evidence of bovine flatulence, SUVs rumbling over the Hellas Basin or Republicans drilling for oil in the Huygens crater, we might just consider this new find to support the theory that periodic climate change is caused by Earth's relationship with...the Sun.

Did he mention he was moving to France? Russia, to recall the good ole days? Or perhaps that place Alec Baldwin had promised to retire to? What was it...Mozambique, or something?

I have a hypothesis that we have stopped calling insane people insane and have started calling them evironmentalists.

Check his profile, one of his 'interests' is to 'shovel snow'. That's like someone who lives in Palm Springs who likes 'to run across burning hot sand in August barefooted'.

This is becoming a regular occurance. Ole' Bruce opens his mouth, and Thomas promptly makes sure that both of Bruce's feet take up residence.

It's truely one of those things you can count on. Like the sun rising every morning...

Glad to be of service. Nice to see my little hobby is appreciated by others.