But pretty amusing. Cliches from alt.s3x.stories.

Blond goddesses with gigantic breasts and gorgeous bodies are all secretly in love with nerdy computer geeks, and their ambition is to move into the apartment next door to a computer geek.

The Superbowl is every wife's big chance to finally get to f**k 2-4 of her husband's closest friends, and these friends are always attractive.

There are several Trek-s3x-related ones as well:

Odo quite simply IS the best f**k in the galaxy (he's a shape shifter, do the math).

Stanford neurobiologist Robert Sapolski gives evidence to show that nerds win if they have a caring disposition. As he said in his study of baboons, while Alpha and Beta were fighting it out for her, the female went into the bushes with nerdy Omega. Humans do the same thing.

Just make sure that your pocket protectors are clean.