A man with two penes.

I expect Trojan endorsement offers any day now.

I know there's a joke to be made, but I'm not going to touch this story with a ten-foot pole.

Or with that other ten-foot pole.

This creates the opportunity for a whole new kind of "male enhancement" spam.

Like the old Eckerd Drugs store television commercial for their photo developing: one to keep and one to share.

:)

Over 'n' under or side by side? The world wants to know.

You know, the guy could probably make a fortune in p0rn flicks. Wonder if he considered that.

But his career would have the most potential, if he *is* over 'n' under...

(you are all free to do your own math)

I remember the first time I learned that some men are afflicted with a condition of having 3 testicles from playing a game of trivial pursuit. I was 10 at the time, you can imagine the trauma I endured. I've seen this sort of stuff before in the back of a Hustler magazine. Ummm I was just uhhh looking for the ad to build your own hover craft,, yea that its , its usually back there -- somewhere.

"I remember the first time I learned that some men are afflicted with a condition of having 3 testicles from playing a game of trivial pursuit."

Playing Trivial Pursuit can cause THAT?!!!

I'm quitting right now!

"Confucius say, baseball has it wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk."

I suppose a man with three balls can at least hobble.

McGehee "Confucius say, baseball has it wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk."

I suppose a man with three balls can at least hobble.

Nope, he can walk, and walk proud.

As the old joke goes:
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.

A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whisper, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and
screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"