Particularly those on cable news networks struggling to get enough viewers to even count as being in last place. Do not exude idiotic commentary if there's any chance that James Lileks will hear of it:

Hear ye: if ever I announce that the lightning is sending me messages about how the government seeks to control what I think, please have me commited for paranoid schizophrenia.

He is also spectacularly unimpressed with Ahmadinejad coddlers.

KO reminds me of that weird uncle that always went off on a rant over dessert at holiday dinners. He had the grown-ups rolling their eyes, wishing he would shut up but the kids loved it because small foreign objects would fly out of his mouth when he talked.

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