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Other Things KSM Confessed To
I understand that parts of the transcript were redacted. What is the government hiding? I mean, if he was capable of all of the heinous things described, what else was he capable of?
My few of my guesses as to what else he confessed to:
- Being the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby
- Cancelling Star Trek
- Enron
- Causing Global Warming
- Getting Rosie O'Donnell hired on The View
- Steering Hurricane Katrina
- Elvis' death
- Getting George Bush reelected
Hey, you'll say anything under duress...
Posted by Rand Simberg at March 15, 2007 09:40 AM
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He also was the mastermind behind New Coke
Posted by at March 15, 2007 09:59 AM
Yes, I forgot that one.
Posted by Rand Simberg at March 15, 2007 10:12 AM
Nah, it was the neocons who put Star Trek out of its misery.
All KSM did was to advise the Enterprise screenwriters.
Posted by David Ross at March 15, 2007 10:50 AM
Re-elected?
Posted by Adrasteia at March 15, 2007 12:18 PM
Yes, re-elected. Every credible count in Florida indicated that Bush won under the election laws and vote-counting procedures in place at the time. A consortium of newspapers went back after the fact and verified this.
Posted by Rand Simberg at March 15, 2007 12:25 PM
Just heard on Ingraham's show that he also knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
Posted by Shredder at March 15, 2007 12:36 PM
He's also the bastard who kept putting NASA worm logos where Dan Goldin could see them.
Posted by Roger Strong at March 15, 2007 12:44 PM
I bet he posts some of his lunatic ravings here, too. Keeping himself "anonymous," of course.
Posted by Carl Pham at March 15, 2007 12:45 PM
And he's a werewolf ghoul.
The Greek town of Kallianzaros had a problem with desecration of its cemetery, so they hired Ias Philipoulos as a watchman. One morning, he was found slashed to death by long bestial nails.
The statement from KSM's confession, once they had determined that he was in the country at the time, was,
"Yes! I did it! I clawed Ias! Clawed Ias the guard! And I rob graves!!!"
Posted by Joseph T Major at March 15, 2007 03:15 PM
He leaked Valerie Plame's identity.
And the docs Sandy Berger stuck in his socks? KSM's grocery lists.
Posted by Eric J at March 15, 2007 03:50 PM
What about the creation of Jar Jar Binks?
Posted by bruce at March 15, 2007 04:47 PM
And the creation of the Ewoks...
Posted by Greg at March 15, 2007 08:47 PM
Ishtar was MY idea. Put Beatty and Hoffman in the desert! Something funny will happen.
Posted by Jane Bernstein at March 15, 2007 10:38 PM
He killed Nicole Simpson and framed OJ.
Posted by Sam at March 15, 2007 11:21 PM
He even killed Dale Earnhardt.
Posted by Joseph T Major at March 16, 2007 03:06 AM
Coy and Vance Duke? Also his idea.
Posted by McGehee at March 16, 2007 06:05 AM
He put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.
Posted by triticale at March 16, 2007 04:21 PM
I wonder how many people pick up on what your screen name refers to, Triticale...
Posted by Greg at March 16, 2007 08:46 PM
He was also responsible for New Math and Star Trek V.
Posted by Alan K. Henderson at March 17, 2007 12:06 AM
Definition:
Algoreithm
Any calculation which is repeated over and over again, stopping only when the desired result is found.
Posted by Jeff Mauldin at March 19, 2007 04:28 PM
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