Hugh Grant is reported to have attacked a paparazzi with a tub of baked beans.

Let me be the second to declare this Bush's fault.

(The first was over at Free Republic, which has an amusing thread on the topic.)

[Late afternoon update]

It occurs to me that they just have to crack down on baked bean sales, and close the 'bean-show loophole." And who would have thought that such an atrocious incident would have occurred in the peaceful United Kingdom?

Perhaps you shouldn't be surprised that this happened in a nation of has-beans.

Bush? Nah, it's gotta be Duke's fault...

If beans are outlawed, only criminals will have gas.

"They'll take my beans away from me when they pry them from my cold dead fingers."

"Beans don't kill people, people kill people."

"God, beans, and guts made America great."

"The constitution grants us the right to keep and bear beans."