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True Love

Was it consensual? Here's a story about a man who enjoyed conjugal relations with a picnic table.

Hope he used a c0nd0m. Those splinters can be rough.

[Update a minutes or so later]

Upon more careful reading, I guess he'll be OK. It's metal.

But still, you don't know who else that picnic table has been with.


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Steve wrote:

He must have....Maybe he's a...It could be that....nohin', I got nothin'.

CGage wrote:

I hope he retained at least enough of his wits not to cross any state lines with that table.

Those table slave laws are tough.

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