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And In Plenty Of Time For Christmas

Hey, Father's Day is coming up, too. This isn't new, but it's the first time I'd come across it. Behold, the complete ACME catalog. Considering the election coming up, I could use the anti-nightmare machine. And the atom re-arranger sounds like a proto-form of nanotech and molecular assemblers.

I wonder if they have a gift registry?



Jason Bontrager wrote:

I'll take an ACME Instant Girl!

ken anthony wrote:

What could go wrong with an ACME Tiime Space Gun? I just have a few stock picks to make.

Steve wrote:

WHAT!? No Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators!!

Marvin the Martian wrote:

WHAT!? No Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators!!

I'm afraid that item is out of stock. It was shipped to NASA, along with our ACME Shuttle Derived Space Transportation System. NASA is most satisfied.

Rand Simberg wrote:

I'll take an ACME Instant Girl!

There were many times in my life that it would have been the best product for me, but I already have the best one available.

Big D wrote:

Remember... if it's ACME, it's a gasser!

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