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He Brought Light Unto The World

Gerard Baker finally sees the light himself:

As word spread throughout the land about the Child's wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.

And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.

The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for.

And the polar bears rejoiced.


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Paul Milenkovic wrote:

Al Gore as John the Baptist?

Hope he doesn't lose his head about that one . . . (cringes, ducks about the sacriligious pun).

So who does that make Herod? Bjorn Lomborg? Dr. Roy Spencer?

Too bad Obama can't work that loaves-and-fishes gig into the AFDC program.

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