A woman in India decapitated a man she claimed assaulted her. Some great comments from the Freepers:
The guy's second-to-last thoughts: "That woman cutting grass, the one with the two-foot long razor-sharp scythe, she looks hot. I think today is my lucky day."
The guy's last thought: "Ooops."
No kidding.
This dude literally walked up to the grim reaper with her scythe and bit her on the neck. Check his balls, she might have tried there first and found them to be some serious stones for attempting something like that. I think there is grounds for a Darwin award.