TIGER Woods was rated as “horrible in bed” by one of his lovers, it was revealed yesterday.
Someone needs to tell him that this isn’t a game where the goal is to minimize the number of strokes. Of course, I don’t know what par is for that particular hole.
Does that create the question “then why did you keep getting in to bed with him?”.
Obvious answer: $$$$$$$
Well, there’s a double bogey.
Just as long as it doesn’t take a sand wedge.
His caddy wasn’t there to hand him his wood.
He’s up to seven holes now. Eight if you include his wife. So, he’s almost completed the front nine. Looking at the list of names, it appears to be a pro-am.
Rand, This is the most hilarious thing you have written in a long time. The comments are hilarious as well. Yes, Tiger does appear to be one hole short of the front nine. He does have decent taste in women (unlike a certain former president). I love it!
The drudgereport is now reporting that Tiger has been involved with 9 women, other than his wife. So, that makes a complete front nine for him. I wonder if there’s a back nine to this as well.
Today, it’s up to eleven affairs. I’m starting to think he made the cut and played the last 36 holes of the tournament. At this rate, we should know before the year is over.