It Just Gets Worse And Worse
TIGER Woods was rated as “horrible in bed” by one of his lovers, it was revealed yesterday.
Someone needs to tell him that this isn’t a game where the goal is to minimize the number of strokes. Of course, I don’t know what par is for that particular hole.
December 4th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Does that create the question “then why did you keep getting in to bed with him?”.
December 4th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Obvious answer: $$$$$$$
December 4th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Well, there’s a double bogey.
December 4th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Just as long as it doesn’t take a sand wedge.
December 5th, 2009 at 7:20 am
His caddy wasn’t there to hand him his wood.
December 7th, 2009 at 6:08 am
He’s up to seven holes now. Eight if you include his wife. So, he’s almost completed the front nine. Looking at the list of names, it appears to be a pro-am.
December 7th, 2009 at 9:08 am
Rand, This is the most hilarious thing you have written in a long time. The comments are hilarious as well. Yes, Tiger does appear to be one hole short of the front nine. He does have decent taste in women (unlike a certain former president). I love it!
December 8th, 2009 at 8:11 am
The drudgereport is now reporting that Tiger has been involved with 9 women, other than his wife. So, that makes a complete front nine for him. I wonder if there’s a back nine to this as well.
December 9th, 2009 at 7:47 am
Today, it’s up to eleven affairs. I’m starting to think he made the cut and played the last 36 holes of the tournament. At this rate, we should know before the year is over.