11 thoughts on “Many Will Be Surprised To Hear This”

  1. Interesting. My last Chinese dinner yielded:

    “We find comfort among those who agree with us — growth among those who don’t.”

    Man, am I in the right place for both of those…

  2. I noticed it about 5 years ago. Somebody must have sued somebody over a fotrune that didn’t pan out.

  3. But at the same time these “statements” have lottery numbers on the backside… It’s a mad world.

  4. This reminds me with Homer Simpson was a fortune cookie writer. I think they were like, “You will invent a humorous toilet lid.” Or, “You will find true love on Flag Day.”

  5. “You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.”

    Yeah, yeah – we know all that. But what’s the really important information, Rand? What were the lottery numbers? ;-p

  6. My fortune at the place I ate in Chinatown tonight said: “You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.”

    Fortune cookies are more interesting when you add the words “in bed” to the end.

  7. My last cookie fortune said I was going to have a change of employment. Yet it’s my wife that’s been sending out applications.

    I would have suggested we got our cookies mixed up, but hers said something about being cheerful and helpful.

    They just don’t write cookie fortunes for guys like me.

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