Swiss dairy farmers have been banned from using hair spray to improve the looks of their cows.

…the head of the Cattle Association, Hans Siegentahler, now says: “Styling cows has been perfected in such a way that even experts couldn’t judge any longer whether a cow is a natural beauty or just made up. Cattle breeders should stick to the beauty ideal without deceiving anybody.”

When we can’t coif our cattle, the terrorists win.