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In a huge technological breakthrough, Alcoa has announced the development of a non-stick aluminum foil.
So, do you use the non-sticking side on the inside, or the outside, of your foil hat? Will it block the mind-control beams better?
Posted by Rand Simberg at July 17, 2002 07:30 AM
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They'll just slide right off!
Posted by Andrea Harris at July 17, 2002 07:56 AM
Naaahh, you just need to tighten the chin strap.
Posted by Rand Simberg at July 17, 2002 07:59 AM
I always use it shiney side out. And don't use that textured foil, it traps the mind control beams. And avoid mirrors too, because they might reflect them right into your eyes, and once that happens you may as well start paying membership dues to Majestic 12.
I have to go shoot my neighbor's cat now, he keeps looking at me.
Posted by Stephen Skubinna at July 17, 2002 11:15 AM
Tinfoil. Pshaw! I only wear hats made of Mylar.
Posted by Kevin McGehee at July 17, 2002 12:32 PM
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