Whenever anyone tells me that Nixon was worse than Clinton, I think of things like this. And this.

Nixon couldn't get his dick out of his pants for a pretty girl. He came off weird. Hateful. And, willing to corrupt this government for his own interests. He fell because Congress shot him down. Smoking gun. And, all.

Clinton got his stuff all over Monica's dress. While kids in school agreed with him that it "wasn't sex." And, while grandma's and grandpa's across America are now shacking up. (And, dressing like their randy little grandchildren, to boot.)

Too bad the republicans are stuck with a message of "just say no" in a culture that's passed them on by long ago. Kids today demand the truth. And, party hacks can't cut it with fireworks and balloons, anymore.

It's just a matter of time before the politicians figure this out. Clinton's never gonna come back on stage. But what president really does well after he leaves office? It's time for the new guys to roll into town. Funny, if Gray Davis beats the crowd and wins the race. Give new meaning to "grey" and new meaning to the quiet of a high noon approach.

Bush has left a wide open field for a hero to emerge. Talk about grey! Like his poppy wasn't. Wait till the history books tackle our current dilemmas. 9/11 was a Pearl Harbor opportunity. But it takes a democratic president to know what to do with something like that. IMHO.

Nice attempt to change the subject, but the post had nothing to do with sex, or Monica. It was about use of the IRS and the FBI against Mr. Clinton's political enemies.