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Like Lawyer, Like Client

Just when you thought the Michael Jackson case couldn't get any weirder, we find evidence that his new attorney isn't averse to a little B&D.

The playful dominatrix, TAMI SMITH, tells the tabloid, "I was at the party for a few hours when I noticed this old gentleman with a great smile and white hair. I was told he was a highprofile attorney but didn't know his name.

"I went up to him and said, 'Down on your knees.' I wasn't surprised, but he immediately dropped to his knees. I put my dog collar around him, he didn't have a problem with it.

Maybe they should hook him up with Lynddie England.

Posted by Rand Simberg at April 22, 2005 08:58 AM
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