Iowahawk is on the case. First, he talks about the damage to the brand of high-priced courtesans, and then, to commemorate, he has a new song: Love Client #9 (warning, strong content).
And just for the record, he takes a little poetic license. I won't say how I know, but what he says about Jewish girls isn't necessarily true.
I mean, hey, the Happy Hooker is Jewish...
From the moment I heard the code name, I thought this would be a great song parody. Excellent.
Iowahawk's talents are all the proof I need that there is indeed a God, and he has a wicked sense of humor.