Here she is, at her campaign rally that was attended by a single supporter.

…”and I’d like to conclude by saying that if everyone who had intended to attend had attended, this room would be full.”

[Update a few minutes later]

There are some good ones over at this Free Republic thread.

I like the one that has her channeling Neil Diamond:

“I am,” I said, to no one there,
and no one heard at all not even the chair
“I am,” I cried, “I am,” said I
and I am lost and I can’t even say why.

I also liked “Empty Suit Addresses Empty Chairs.”

Here’s another great one: “The NAACP estimated the crowd at about ten thousand, however, the parks commission put the total closer to zero.”