An Italian “scientist” claims that he can tell a woman’s personality from her…ummm…mammorial endowment:

He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman’s chest size says about her.

A fascinating research topic no doubt. And how could it go wrong? After all,

“A woman’s breasts denote a woman’s character, just like her star sign.”

Yes, I’ll take a Capricorn, in a 36-C, please…