From “Rusty,” a stalwart over at sci.space.history:

Muhammad
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Muhammad playing Little Orphan Annie
(((8~{>

Muhammad as a pirate
(((P~{>

Muhammad on a bad turban day
))):~{>

Muhammad with sand in his eye
(((;~{>

Muhammad wearing sunglasses
(((B~{>

Muhammad giving the raspberry.
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Giving Muhammad the raspberry.

;-P

My great-great-grandfather came to America from Denmark in the 1840’s.

[Friday afternoon update]

OK, equal time:

Jehovah.

Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

(I know, I’m just making it worse for myself…)