Gerry Adams is meeting with Hamas.

Reminds me of the old joke about the guy walking down the street in Ulster, when he feels the barrel of a gun against the back of his neck.

“Now would you be Protestant, or would you be Catholic?”

Thinking quickly, he says, “I’m a Jew!”

There’s a pause, and then, “Begorrah, and I’m the luckiest Palestinian in Belfast.”

And then there’s the variation.

“So, then would you be a Protestant Jew, or a Catholic Jew…?”