How Will I Keep Up With Bat Boy’s Antics?

No one except the Weekly World News would cover him, and they’re shutting down the publication. The New York Times stays in business, and the WWN goes under. What a crazy world we live in.

Maybe they can keep the tradition alive on the web. I had previously been unaware that they were based in Boca Raton. Maybe I’ll drop by to express my condolences.