This is a pretty funny satire, but what's even funnier are the clueless commenters.

This one, though, I really liked:

How dare you try to pass off your execrable writing as that of a nine year old!

LOL!

The satire is fairly funny. It would have been much better had it been written in the voice of a nine-year old. The switch from "pony" to "hegemony" disconcerted a bit.

I liked the comment about the pony being built with slave labor in the Third World.

I want very much to believe that the more clueless comments are attempts at satire.

I think Greg Gutfeld has some serious mental issues he needs to deal with. Lying would be one of them. Why claim a 9 year old wrote the article?

Still trying ..

I seriously doubt that your 9-year-old niece wrote this column as printed. I'm assuming she is very bright.

Getting harder ..

This is pile of bull! Not the comment in it self - but the fact that you are pretending that 9 year old wrote that!

Can't do it. Humour challenged people should not venture onto the internets without a guide.