Problems I Will Never Have

Eight annoying types of people you’ll run into at Starbucks.

I don’t frequent Starbucks, because, not being a coffee drinker, or consumer of high-glycemic carbs, they have absolutely no items that appeal to me. But those who do may find this amusing. I particularly liked the Starbucks hater. I might be him if, you know, I ever went to Starbucks. But unlike him, I practice what I preach.

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3 thoughts on “Problems I Will Never Have”

  1. Then there was the guy coming out of Starbucks with his $5 cup, saying to his friend, “My unemployment runs out next week.”

    This was during the dot-com bust, of course.

  2. You probably should. Go to Starbucks that is.

    You’ve always come across as having the potential to enhance your hatefulness.

    Of course this year you hate all three Presidential candidates! By the way, isn’t that a first for you?

    So you better keep some of your hate on hand – you never know when you might need to give McCain some.

  3. Actually, unlike you, I don’t hate anyone, Anonymous Moron. I don’t find it a productive emotion.

    But I don’t expect you to understand that.

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