When we lived in Boca, it really did seem like God’s waiting room.
The Babylon Bee has a handy guide for you.
The advantages of a free economy.
[Update a while later]
This seems related somehow, from The Bee.
This is pretty funny, albeit NSFW.
Seems like we got to Idiocracy way ahead of schedule.
Eight warning signs that you might be doing it.
As he notes, she can’t do worse, honestly.