…after he puts on a Joe Biden mask.
Roman authorities investigate Christ for violating stay-in-tomb order.
Spouses are seeing their mates’ work personas, and it’s hilariously terrifying.
It could be much worse.
I tweeted a couple weeks ago that I wasn’t worried about the virus, because I’d already been killed by Trump’s election, the end of Net Neutrality, and the tax-rate cuts.
[Update early afternoon]
The Constitution dies of coronavirus.
It had a good run. The Bee has been on fire throughout this.
…hopes he dies in order to prove Trump is stupid.
The Bee is on fire today. I also like the story about Bernie having difficulty staying six feet away from Americans’ wallets, and Trump installing ejection seats in the White House briefing room.
Hard to believe it’s the half-century anniversary.
Sheila Jackson “Did the Mars rover see the Apollo site?” Lee is one of the stupidest people on the Hill (and that’s pretty stiff competition).
Jim Acosta, ace reporter.
Most people unimpressed with their 30-day free trial of communism.
New York will raise taxes on the coronavirus to encourage it to flee the state.