A new candidate for SCOTUS.
…march against Minas Tirith in a mostly peaceful protest.
This is pretty funny.
Bob Zimmerman has a news report from 2050.
The Flynn edition. I like all the #MeToo ones.
…but that’s no reason to not reopen Jurassic Park.
…after he puts on a Joe Biden mask.
Roman authorities investigate Christ for violating stay-in-tomb order.
It could be much worse.
I tweeted a couple weeks ago that I wasn’t worried about the virus, because I’d already been killed by Trump’s election, the end of Net Neutrality, and the tax-rate cuts.
[Update early afternoon]
The Constitution dies of coronavirus.
It had a good run. The Bee has been on fire throughout this.