This is pretty funny.
Bob Zimmerman has a news report from 2050.
The Flynn edition. I like all the #MeToo ones.
…but that’s no reason to not reopen Jurassic Park.
…after he puts on a Joe Biden mask.
Roman authorities investigate Christ for violating stay-in-tomb order.
It could be much worse.
I tweeted a couple weeks ago that I wasn’t worried about the virus, because I’d already been killed by Trump’s election, the end of Net Neutrality, and the tax-rate cuts.
[Update early afternoon]
The Constitution dies of coronavirus.
It had a good run. The Bee has been on fire throughout this.
…hopes he dies in order to prove Trump is stupid.
The Bee is on fire today. I also like the story about Bernie having difficulty staying six feet away from Americans’ wallets, and Trump installing ejection seats in the White House briefing room.
Most people unimpressed with their 30-day free trial of communism.