7 thoughts on “The Truth Is Out There”

  1. “It’s two hundred thousand miles to the moon. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”

    “Hit it.”

  2. Oh, but there are real pictures of Nazi UFO’s and everything. Why I think the UFO’s inspired the design of the Nazi helmet. It’s a wonder they just didn’t use their atomic space rayguns to boil our allied solider straight out of their boots. I guess they needed all that energy to teleport Hitlers mustache to Deimos.

  3. It’s a wonder they just didn’t use their atomic space rayguns to boil our allied solider straight out of their boots.

    We can be thankful that the Nazis didn’t have the internet with all this free, deep strategic military advice. They never realized the military value of atomic space rayguns, something even a modestly leet poster could have set them straight on.

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