Can’t wait to extrapolate to this decade (aka, “The Naughties“…

[Via an emailer–if anyone knows to whom to credit it, let me know]

But pretty amusing. Cliches from alt.s3x.stories.

Blond goddesses with gigantic breasts and gorgeous bodies are all secretly in love with nerdy computer geeks, and their ambition is to move into the apartment next door to a computer geek.

The Superbowl is every wife’s big chance to finally get to f**k 2-4 of her husband’s closest friends, and these friends are always attractive.

There are several Trek-s3x-related ones as well:

Odo quite simply IS the best f**k in the galaxy (he’s a shape shifter, do the math).

Bridget Johnson has the most shallow analysis of the Mideast war ever.

I like it, though.

Bridget Johnson has the most shallow analysis of the Mideast war ever.

I like it, though.

Bridget Johnson has the most shallow analysis of the Mideast war ever.

I like it, though.

Scott Ott is asking the question that’s surely on everyone’s mind.

[Update in the evening]

Michael Clarke explains the weird fascination between Jihadis and aircraft.

From that famous Jihadi love poet, Iowahawk.

You know, while Greg Gutfeld is pretty funny, the funniest thing about his pieces at the Huffpo are the outraged commenters. It’s like poking a stick into a nest of angry hornets. Errr…except they aren’t as smart.

And I have to admit that I do share their questions about why Arianna continues to allow him to post–he’s so out of place over there.

Instapinch has more on our daring experimenter, speaking truth to physics!

[Before bed update]

Here, courtesy of Football Fans For Truth, are the top ten Scholars for 911 Truth.

…but still, I have to say, I like raw fish. Even if most folks I know think that it’s just bait. Just call me a sucker.