Snakes On A Plane Was Ripped Off

…from Chaucer. Figures.

Spoyler alert: If ye haue nat yet sene the performaunce of ‘Serpentes on a Shippe,’ rede nat of the romaunce, for it doth telle of the manye suprises and straunge eventes that happen in the course of the storye, and thus it mayhap shall lessen yower enjoiement of the performaunce yt self.

I just think that it’s great that he finally got a blog after all these centuries.