Not Work Safe

But pretty amusing. Cliches from alt.s3x.stories.

Blond goddesses with gigantic breasts and gorgeous bodies are all secretly in love with nerdy computer geeks, and their ambition is to move into the apartment next door to a computer geek.

The Superbowl is every wife’s big chance to finally get to f**k 2-4 of her husband’s closest friends, and these friends are always attractive.

There are several Trek-s3x-related ones as well:

Odo quite simply IS the best f**k in the galaxy (he’s a shape shifter, do the math).