Caroline Kennedy has gotten the coveted Rosa Ortiz endorsement:
Senora Kennedy she is always know the issues. Every morning she always tell me, “Rosa, where is my New York Time paper?” Then she read it before she go to Fifth Avenue for the shopping. When she get back she tell me to put it in the recycle because to save the planet.
Senora Kennedy is the good boss for the people. She treat everybody on the staff very nice and no yell. We all get one day off in the week and she give the $200 bonus this Christmas. Except Maria because she broke the crystal bowl in the office when she dusting.
Senora Kennedy knows how to call the taxi. Senora Kennedy say to tell you she sometime call taxi by herself.
We’re so fortunate to have investigative reporter David Burge to ferret these things out. But Camelot Barbie shouldn’t feel too bad — Extreme Mortman has come up with a list of ten marketing flops that are bigger than her Senate bid. I think that Waterworld
is worse, too.
The junior senator gig is going to a tax-guzzling spendthrift lefty no matter what, so I don’t have a dog in this hunt.
On the other hand, the notion of Hillary being succeeded by a woman with a massive sense of entitlement seems rather poetic.
To those who question her experience qualifications, I have two words: Al Franken. 🙂 Seriously, the resume highlights I look for in a Senator is a) sound policy, and b) a successful career. Princess Caroline fits b), although in an unorthodox way.
Alan, it’s reached the point where the most important resume enhancer for a Senator, in my opinion, is either advanced age or terminal illness — anything that makes it less likely the incumbent will be around to seek another term.
Other than that, Mrs. Sloshedberg is a perfect candidate for a body where everybody talks but nobody ever thinks.
Advanced age…can we get Ed McMahon to run for Senate?