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1. Life with Democrats?

   Q: I’d like to watch a movie. What have you got?
   A: Well we have movies about love, life, afterlife and smut.
   … Or happiness, redemption, virtue and smut,
   … Or adventure, discovery, inquiry and smut,
   … Or politics, speech-making, oratory and smut (but most find that one too repetitive)

   Q: ‘ave you got anything without smut n’it?
   A: Umm… no.

   (Vikings in back of theater begin singing)
   SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, OOOH the glorious SMUT!

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