Hail Hillary!

Get ready for the disgusting biopics:

What did surprise me was that the series will cover none of her life before the Monica Lewinsky scandal, which took place five years into her husband’s second term as president and when Hillary was already 51 years old. It’s as if her first half-century will be airbrushed away, along with the many scandals that dogged her in those decades.

Oh, John, didn’t you hear? That’s old news.

And Hillary Clinton is no Diane Lane.

As Glenn says, maybe we should take a page from the Left’s playbook, and do a sponsor boycott.

[Update a while later]

Suggestions
for the mini-series title.

7 thoughts on “Hail Hillary!”

  1. They must really be running out of ideas. It used to be that they only made these sorts of movies after the people in question were dead and there was less of a chance of a biased point of view.

    1. No, this will be an hours-long infomercial for Hillary! If Hillary! had to pay for that airtime, it’d cost tens of millions of dollars. Consider it an in-kind campaign donation from the network and the sponsors.

      Reportedly, it’ll completely ignore the first 51 years of her life.

  2. “Reportedly, it’ll completely ignore the first 51 years of her life.”

    I’ll bet it will ignore her life after age 52, as well.

    As for a title, hrmmm… Ill go with “Through the looking glass”.

  3. Must be nice to have friends in the media who will spend tens of millions for a propaganda piece. Not too surprised that NBC will be making it. Should be as accurate as their Zimmerman edits…

  4. Diane Lane, Scarlett Johannsen, Reese Witherspoon?

    Unless they plan on hiring the makeup department/crew that worked on Charlize Theron for “Monster” back in 2003, I don’t see how any of those women can possibly be made to look as haggard as Ms. Clinton from age 52 onward…

    1. I say go with these actresses, or Jessica Biel, or Blake Lively. The shock value of panning from the final scene with any of these actresses to a cheesecake frame of a glowing Hillary would be priceless.

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