7 thoughts on “The Second American Civil War”

  1. And yet, oddly, all of the guns recently fired in anger have been fired by leftists. I don’t think it will be as easy as the Bee makes it out.

    Still pretty funny though.

    1. The find out factor will be that of a bug hitting a moving windshield at 80mph.

    2. Forget it, Doctor Mist, it’s Babylon Bee.

      What was so laugh-out-loud funny about this bit is not the reality-on-the-ground of what Civil War II would be like, but rather, the transparent parody of Ken Burns’ film-making style, the quoting of what people of the period wrote in letters or had to say, where these quotes in current times are utterly vapid.

      It is also funny on another level that Ken Burns’ himself is a PBS correct-thinking weenie.

  4. I suspect that the key to victory would be a strategic blockade so they can’t get access to shade-grown organic coffee.

    1. I suspect the key to victory is the elimination of nannystate crutches. People that have to earn their living have less tendency to believe in the free money tree and the benevolence of the state.

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