Cocaine Mitch should offer states a bailout of their pensions, only on condition that they no longer be states, and become territories, pending better behavior in the future. And the sensible parts of them, like downstate Illinois, should be able to petition for readmission immediately.
Nutrition labels, to the degree that they provide calorie information, are worse than useless, because calorie counting is stupid. FDA should not only suspend them, but eliminate them.
Their website, for the curious. I had to submit a membership application, with my CV, and be approved by their board, which happened a month ago, but I only found out this week. Fortunately, one of the officers is a friend. I also know many people on the board.