The first five presidential text messages.
Category Archives: Humor
Gentlemen! You Can’t Fight In Here
This is the war room.
Our Robot Overlords
This is frighteningly funny.
Paradise Isn’t All It’s Cracked Up To Be
Zarkawi has a new roommate. Iowahawk has the lurid (and profane) details. I need a category for really dark humor.
They’ve Got His Number
Heh.
Asking The Important Questions
What should denizens of Wyoming be called?
The Other Royal Wedding
Iowahawk has coverage of the one that no one else was paying attention to. The nuptial vows will bring a tear to your eye, if you’re an anglophile.
Space Policy, Part 4
The latest installment of the follies on Capitol Hill.
Trade In Your Steering Wheel
…for a toilet seat:
As we enter our collective lunch breaks, we thought this number might make you think again before eating and driving: There are nearly nine times as many potentially harmful bugs on your steering wheel as there are on an average toilet seat.
This shouldn’t really be surprising. Toilet seats get cleaned occasionally.
But replacing my steering wheel with a toilet seat probably wouldn’t work out all that well. The rim of the seat is too big to get my fingers comfortably around.
Anyway, if it’s not news you can use, it’s at least news.
Ready For The Future?
XKCD has the timeline.