8 thoughts on “Inspector Dan Rather”

1. Fake…but accurate.

2. Fake…but accurate.

   Isn’t that one of Weiner’s alibis about the scandalous photo?

3. He has many alibis, but my fav is the one about him not knowing if that’s his junk or not — so many pics, can’t keep track of them all…

4. He doesn’t know if it’s his because he hasn’t seen it lately. “Am I my wiener’s keeper?” he asked.

5. I think the Congressman should ‘fess up and tell people that it was all a joke, an ethnic joke, the “kartoffel in the shorts” joke, and that the picture was not of him but of a vegetable.

   And then he should further confess that he was ashamed to come forward with this because this ethnic joke could be taken to be an ethnic slur, and being of an ethnicity that has been stereotyped by “old country ethnic jokes”, he should have known better not to do such a thing because it is demeaning to the many men and women who share his heritage.

6. “Boehner Won’t Bite on Weiner”

   I’m reminded of Rick Moranis in Spaceballs: “I’m surrounded by Assholes!”

7. What an absolutely exquisite Iowahawk.

   Rand, have you ever been in Breitbart’s fur-lined room?

8. Fur-lined high-speed rail!

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